xplosivediarrhea:

imagine how much power you’d have if you woke up with a clear face and perfect hair every day

(via homoish)

"I think people spend too much time staring into screens and not enough time drinking wine, tongue kissing, and dancing under the moon."

Rachel Wolchin (via dingyfeathers)

(Source: observando, via dingyfeathers)

nosdrinker:

we’re gonna be weird adults

(Source: nosdrinker, via teenscoolest)

oknope:

my diet plan:
- make all of my friends cupcakes, the fatter they get the thinner i look 

(via greetings)